I forgot Obnoxo the Obnoxibot was a thing. He's pretty hard. If I didn't have to beat him once to be able to upload him, I'd say he was impossible to beat. Are you man enough?

Y'filthy animal.

So I was measuring my E-peen this morning and noticed I had 39 fans. A little Wite-out® and a marker on my screen later, I made that say 69. Funny stuff. BUT THEN I went to the greatest and best person alive's NewGrounds and somehow this shit is more appealing than a goddamn magnum opus like that. Science fact: your number of followers on NewGrounds is a direct result of skill and not being nice to people in IMs or leaving reviews or anything else. THE NEWGROUNDS SYSTEM MADE A MISTAKE. So follow ManFlounder and have your dreams come. Look at that fucking preloader, even his preloaders alone could make it past judgement with three stars.

Live in fear.

Hell YES I made one. In two hours. Whoops.

Enter DIOdorantClock

Voat5

There's a big collab coming out later today that I'm also in (barely) but I think that doesn't matter since the best movie has already been submitted today.

So yeah the thing I had been working on for Clock Day is not going to get finished in time (it was also someone's birthday present that got pushed back because it wasn't finished in time for that, either) so I am celebrating this holiest of days the correct way: A COP-OUT QUICK CARTOON!

Actually back and kicking a-----

On the plus side, I'm back.

I leave fo' a few months. Probably gonna die. If I don't, though, I will only return if LiquidFire, CyberDevil, and EventHorizon still say "Congrats to all the winners!" every day on every thread P-Bot starts. It's probably the only reason I even joined NewGrounds in the first place.

Remember me as I was.

Also, happy birthday Wade Fulp